Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Friendship.........

None of that
'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,

but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.

You WON'T see  
cute little smiley faces
on this card- no buddy

Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

 
 
 
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever ischoking you.
 
 
 
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

 
 
 
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

 
 
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
 
 
 
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
 
 
 
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

 
 
 
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!
 
 
 
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!


 
 

***********************
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.

**********************

4 comments:

queeniemart said...

I LOVE THIS! XO

pprrrr39 said...

LOL........That is fantastic
hugs Jayne

Winivere said...

LOL... You crazy girl!
XX

Melissa said...

Robyn,

That was so cute!

I was going to email you with this but I don't have your email address so I'll just write it here:

I want to thank you so very much for your prayers for my Emily and our family. I fee those prayers givng us strength and hope and I appreciate them more than you will ever know.

Love,
Melissa

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