Tuesday, September 16, 2008


None of that
'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,

but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.

You WON'T see  
cute little smiley faces
on this card- no buddy

Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever ischoking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!


Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.



queeniemart said...


pprrrr39 said...

LOL........That is fantastic
hugs Jayne

Winivere said...

LOL... You crazy girl!

Melissa said...


That was so cute!

I was going to email you with this but I don't have your email address so I'll just write it here:

I want to thank you so very much for your prayers for my Emily and our family. I fee those prayers givng us strength and hope and I appreciate them more than you will ever know.