Friday, April 25, 2008

Things kids say in church (Really cute ;)

Photobucket KIDS  IN CHURCH    
3-year-old  Reese :  
 
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,  
Harold is His name.
  
 
Amen.'  
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A  little boy was overheard  praying:
   
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,  don't worry about it.

I'm  having a real good time like I  am.'     

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After  the christening of his baby brother in church,  

Jason  sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the  car.  
His father asked him three times what was  wrong.
   

Finally,  the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted  us brought up in a Christian home,  
 
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'  


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One  particular four-year-old  prayed,
   
'And forgive us our trash  baskets
   

as  we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'  


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A  Sunday school teacher asked her children as they  

were  on the way to church service,   
 
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in  church?' 

One  bright little girl replied,      'Because people are sleeping.'  
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A  mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin  5, and Ryan 3.  
The boys began to argue over who would get the  first pancake.  
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral  lesson.

'If  Jesus were sitting here, He would  say,    
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can  wait..' 

Kevin  turned to his younger brother and  said,       
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
  
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A  father was at the beach with his children  

when  the four-year-old son ran up to  him,   
 
grabbed  his hand, and led him to the  shore  
 
where a seagull lay dead in the  sand.
 
 
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.  

'He  died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.  
The  boy thought a moment and then said,  
'Did  God throw him back down?'    
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A  wife invited some people to  dinner.
   
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old  daughter and said,  
'Would you like to say the  blessing?'
    
 
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl  replied.  
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife  answered.  
The daughter bowed her head and said,  
 
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these  people to dinner?'  

5 comments:

jjdolfin9 said...

Those were adorable.  Thanks for sharing.
Hugs, Joyce

carolsixpac said...

Pictures are soooooo cute!

pharmolo said...

Not read these ones before lol

linnpooh said...

Cuteness :)

Pooh Hugs,
Linda

tsalagiman1 said...

Nelishia and I both got a good laugh out of these!  I hadn't heard these either.  Thanks for sharing!

Dirk

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