Saturday, January 5, 2008

Thoughts for 2007

 Number 10
 Life is sexually transmitted.
 Number 9
 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
 erection, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 7
 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
 use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 Number 6
 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but
 you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
 
Number 5
 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
 of nothing.

 Number 4
 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
 
Number 3
 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
 cut saves you $0.30?
 

Number 2
 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
 is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
 the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a
 clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
 of immigration.
 
And the BONUS thought for today
 
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños.  What you do today might burn your
 ass tomorrow."

Hugs, Robyn

5 comments:

nay0114 said...

LOL thanks for the thoughts. Chris' tag is cute. I think it's sweet that you can make your own, but you spotlight others.
Take care and Hugs, Chrissie

pharmolo said...

Nice ones Robyn, lol. I'll copy this...

queeniemart said...

that last thing makes alot of sense. I liked the whole thing.
LOVE, lisa

silvershivazero said...

LMAO Robyn! That fits '07 perfectly.

I'm actually here to share with you and your friends in J-land the creations of X-Mas 07. So, to all of Robyn's Journal Buddies, I am Ally, Robyn's Sis in Law, and I am the one who made Robyn and all of our family the Christmas ornaments. In this slideshow, I have also added some gifts that I made for my dad's family. I would LOVE to hear what you think. Robyn, I love you and I'll talk to you soon.

Ally

[URL=http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/silvershivazero/Xmas%202007%20creations/?action=view&current=315b0ad9.pbw][IMG]http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/silvershivazero/Xmas%202007%20creations/th_AllOrnamentsandTyspendant.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

silvershivazero said...

Oops, I did that wrong. Here's the right link.

http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/silvershivazero/Xmas%202007%20creations/?action=view&current=315b0ad9.pbw

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